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 navTitle: Welcome To Hackerman's Den
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-Yahallo! I'm Vidhu Kant.
-I'm the premium version of your local dumbass because somehow I have gained the knowledge of altering the beeps and boops
-of a computer and my soul now belongs to Linus Torvalds.
-I sometimes make videos, though I haven't settled down on a theme yet (sadly).
-You can find me on [Odysee](https://sns.mikunonaka.net/odysee) and [YouTube](https://sns.mikunonaka.net/youtube).
+You modified some beeps and boops on your computer, that modified some beeps and boops on my computer
+then it modified some more beeps and boops on your computer and now you're reading this. Isn't that pretty?
 
-## About Me
+## Who am I?
 
-I'm interested in cyber security and shit because it sounds cool;
-I also like functional programming because it sounds cool;
-also I love reading manga because it sounds cool.
+Random dude mesmerised by technology and anime, set out to become "that cool guy on the internet"  
+Coincidentially I'm a CS student but I'm mostly self taught
 
-> *"I may or may not have a carrot in place of a brain."*  
-> --- Vidhu Kant, 2023
+And just in case I go by "Vidhu Kant Sharma" but also by "VidhuKant" (stylized)
 
-I love reading (mostly fiction) and learning new languages. I plan to one day be fluent in like, 5 languages;
-Let's see if I can do that! (spoiler alert: I'm gonna forget about this.)  
-I hope I can one day be as cool as Bocchi from "Bocchi the Rock" and be able to play the guitar.
-But right now, I'm just as introverted as Bocchi from "Bocchi the Rock" without the cute anime girl and the guitar part.
+## What now?
+
+Take a seat. Explore my [shenanigans](/blog/)! Tell me about [yours](/contact/)!
+My git server is at <https://git.vidhukant.com>